December 2009
lol
everythingharrypotter:
fuckyeahvoldemort:
Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate typing furiously. She pauses for a second, stares at her computer, then says, “Voldemort, what time is it?” A second later a creepy voice responded “its 2:03.” She then said thank you and continued typing. I don’t know why my roommate has enslaved Voldemort inside her laptop, but I’m...
wow this is amazing
everythingharrypotter:
fuckyeahvoldemort:
As Professor Trelawney tells us in Book 6, whenever 13 people gather, the first to leave the group will be the first to die. In chapter 5, 13 of the survivors of Voldemort’s attack (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Fred, George, Bill, Fleur, Ginny, Hagrid, Tonks, and Lupin) all drink firewhiskey together. Lupin is both the first to finish...
everythingharrypotter:
My little sisters first word was Lumos. I taught her well. MLIM(My life is magical)
(Submission via thesenotebooknotes)
“As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went...”
– Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (via malfoyy) (via everythingharrypotter)
31 ways to annoy Harry Potter.
weasleylove:
1. Tell him if his head gets any bigger he won’t be able to fit his glasses on. 2. Buy some kiddies glasses, sneak into his dormitary and swap them with his own glasses. (so they won’t fit) 3. Go out with Draco Malfoy. 4. Whack him in the face, when he shouts at you tell him there was a fly on his nose. 5. Tell him his scar makes him look deformed. 6. Ask him if he used to...
“A few days ago my mother was helping my four-year-old brother learn the alphabet...”
– Via Everything Harry Potter
Last week, in Language Arts, we were discussing...
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